HE FINALLY ADMITTED

zweeho. ??????. says:
yes lar yes lar
zweeho. ??????. says:
im very ugly
zweeho. ??????. says:
im very stupid


HOHOHO, this entry will be deleted if fellow GOH ZWEE HO, passed his physics exam.

we shall see.

we shall see.

we shall see.

we shall see.

tis is me

and tis is my cousin which owns us all

and tis is his fren

aww..

smile!

i'm really her. she's really me.

How To Play Brockian Ultra-Cricket

Brockian Ultra-Cricket - a curious game which involved suddenly hitting people for no readily apparent reason and then running away.

Its rules are as follows:

Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.

Rule Two: Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricket player and clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.

Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall round them.

The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it actually is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.

Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do — cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.

Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.

Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.

Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins.

It is said that the rules of Brockian Ultra-Cricket are so controversial that the civilizations which play it spend more time in a state of war over their interpretation than they do actually playing the game; it is mentioned that the rules are so lengthy and complex that the one time they were collected in one place for reference, a black hole was formed out of their mass. It is believed that "in the long run, a good solid war is less psychologically damaging than a protracted game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket", so this may be a good thing.

sheesh

sheesh caryn i dont know why but i miss you already.

im so sweet la. LOL.

OMG is caryn !!

oh hi ppl!!!
this is caryn from my uni's library la.
Just finish parent's orientation and my mom n bro just left me.
damn emo lo, when my mom stop her car sudenly n came down to hug me.
anyway, there's no wifi coverage here, like wtf, no wifi??
damn potong lo
i need to share a bloody small phone line to be able to get connected.
and tht blardy phone line is like damn far away from my study desk la.
sigh sial.

Anyway both my roomates are from Miri, Sarawak.
Both are chinese la, yes. Stop being a racist k.
Most of the people here r dark, not because they r indian,
is because of the SUN.
u will get tanned so fast because the distance between each building is like *OMG*
so far~~~~~

And the library is sooo damn quiet
my typing is actually making them annoyed.
hahaha.

So...
Dun need to be worried, everything is fine here.
Caryn can survive.

*insert the Shoe mei's superhero pose here*

The probability of probabilities are improbable, therefore it is improbable that anyone can understand the probabilities of probability......probably.

You've seen her childhood picture

this girl ditch us for kedah
don't believe her peter and jane nonsense in the doorknob

warning to caryn chow:
DON'T CHANGE A THING ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY
EVEN IF KEDAH IS UNDER PAS.. OR IS IT?

hahah see i WAS thin. A LOOOONG TIME AGO. lol.

damn cute ohkay!

omgsrsly, who can get cuter than this weiii. (:

Ang Gu GuU...

That's me!

Since everyone finds it hard to update this blog, why not just post ur childhood picture.

Good idea rite :] (stole this idea from wan li)

KENYANS!!!

LOL

dinesh and friends talking about mary during MAC. suddenly,

dinesh : eh wheres mary ar?
anonymous : dunno.
dinesh : how many As did she get for spm?
anonymous : not enough to come la obviously.

AHAH.

okay i realise this might be a little offensive but its directed at mary okay?

we love all you people who didnt get to come and think its crap that u didnt get to.

lets go out people. miss you guys. except dominic la. LOL.

and next time people decide to go to ming tien all i dont care zwee come to kj and pick me up 1st. haha

i just checked the blog TODAY

so i just checked the blog today, SUE ME IF YOU CAN

i wonder why cash is featured on the blog and im not =.=

then i saw yew weng being kiamsiap posting his new number here, so i'll help him out a bit

its 0126958168

and since we're talking about phone numbers, NO CARYN I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER (lol)

anyway, some of us went back to school today and i saw people that i want to see and people i don't wanna see *cough*DINESH*cough*

then i saw zean U DAMN FAT D WEI. but dunno why they say you buff only BULLSHIT lol
i actually didn't really notice anything, but for the sake of randomness...

btw why is breakfast for taman sea ONLY? everyone should be welcomed also wert >.< >
ps: i studying at sunway btw anyone planning to go there? :D

i cant think of a title

Meant to post comment, but some password is required and i cant seem to get the password right so i gave up and now im posting this to prove that i do read the blog. always la. everytime i on my com, and when there's internet connection i'd check la.

PFFT

college chronicles

zwee i'm sorry i din have lunch with you ._. dont kick me... i was up for lunch the other day together with you guys.. but when we turned around you ppl hilang d..
sorry to fatkid and kit weng for not sitting with you in chem classes... i have to book seat for that girl and that indian guy who looks like roshern but taller..
blardy jebat owes me money... gg sher rin lets have lunch together =O you are welcomed to join us van...

in response! :)

I just got back from Cheng Beng (something tells me that the spelling is incorrect so feel free to correct me) today at 1:30pm, and the heat is sweltering. D: Okay, apart from posting this as a response to Sher Rin's previous post, I admit that this blog is getting rather stagnant ever since we all went on to college-but who do you blame on the matter? Especially my college, which is famous (in a sort of underground way beneath the surface of its reputation) for giving homework to the extent that we are forced to spend sleepless nights finishing them. Sweet lives we all have. It's a bit difficult to plan a gathering nowadays, but if there happens to be one, I will try to make time for it. :)

-Cheri

Comment or Post. Choose. =)

This is just to see how many people actually visit this blog from the day this is the latest post to the day a new post is published.

If you are reading this, do leave a comment. Not on the chatbox but an actual comment.

If you think this is lame, go ahead and publish a new post!

On one condition. The post must be ONLY 5 sentences long and the content must at least make some sense.

Now i'm doubtful if any bataian would actually leave a comment here just to oblige my very silly post..

But i quite like to see what the new post would be like...and who would post it up. =D