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from yours truly again

. . . äяåКạŦ ΐмïћ§өұ . . . says:
i'll bring the cheapest thing i can bring
. . . äяåКạŦ ΐмïћ§өұ . . . says:
do straws count?
zweeho. says:
am i suppose to laugh
. . . äяåКạŦ ΐмïћ§өұ . . . says:
no you're supposed to type in proper english
. . . äяåКạŦ ΐмïћ§өұ . . . says:
seperti AM I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH


this woman... tht's shoe anyway.

PLEASE wear according to the theme ok, or not u can bring props like if the theme is pyjamas, bring soft toys or your alarm clock (handphone not counted) or pillows or candles

ANYTHING thats related to the theme. Make the party fun la k.

rite. and i really need u guys to bring food. Pls bring, pls.

in case u didnt know

wanli is going to have HIS farewell party at HIS house on the 1st december for everyone even your grandmother. call dom for details

blowjob girl

so that amateurs such as ng zean can learn some tricks of the trade and be a jack of all trades but a master of none

posted by kellboy, not pukcus the lil girl (bitch)

CLASS PARTY ~

date : 30th november (friday)
venue : grace park
time : 730 pm till anytime

to attend the party, u need to bring snacks or drinks to feed the people or u're not allow to sit with us. doh, so mean

yar, so pls leave a comment to tell me if u're coming and wat u're bringing

oh ya the theme, lala meh? we have a poll la k? PLS VOTE !

party

yishen, dom, zweeho, yongzhi and i suggested we make the party a lala theme

so finally dom will win at someting

hohohoho

spm is over

everybody please tell where they are going next year, either college or overseas and post it here so that we all can know....like a doorknob

spm = over

so i finally figured out how to use my own email address.

spm is over tomorrow and i havent started studying form 5 bio. wth la... sigh.. who gives a shyt anymore? sigh

right enough of my pointless mumbling... im gonna post about this thing i saw on someones blog i forgot who.

5 THINGS I REGRET THIS YEAR
---------------------------------------
(from least important to most important)

5. not studying enough for spm
4. letting people's insults get to me
3. being emo and antisocial at times
2. destroying a friendship
1. being lame (lol actually i dont think i regret this la aahahah)

FREEDOM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
except for those of you who take accounts and chinese of course
lol....

weewangwang

hoho

monday 26th november
after bio
5.00pm to 7.00pm
footy futsal taman megah
we playing badmonton...

dom dont ffk

GJ Kah Shin

Waaa It must have been a great effort for you to upload that pic :D Dun mind me, I'm just being sarcastic but it is a great achievement coming from u :)

By the ways, I don't know when you going to come online so going to tell u about the Nodame Cantabile thingy.

1) Open the Nodame Cantabile cd i gave u.
2) Copy the video like episode 1 and the subtitle file for episode 1 to ur desktop or somewhere in ru com lar.
3) Copy the name of the video for episode 1 and paste it into the name for the subtitles. Then just add a .srt at the back of the name.
Ex. Name of video : NodameCantabileEp1
Name of subtitles : NodameCantabileEp1.srt
4) Make sure the vidoe and the subtitles are in the same folder.
5) Open ur video and voila u have ur subs there....

Anyways n1dh0g here lazy to log out of puckus account so yea :P

wow when's dat


its amazing dat i noe how 2 upload dis pic la. but look at it... d cute little thing.... NOT
d pig la..... d blocks.... d numbers n letters on it.....

tsk

hoho

i won that------
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(as in the poll)


then went kfc and jebat shake the chilli bottle then...


lol.


THEN...



LOL.




From yours truly <3 <3

RIGHT, so after countless discussions, meetings n surveys

CLASS PARTY

date : 30th november (Friday)
time : after 7.30pm till... ya
venue : grace park

pls bring some snacks or drinks or fruits or rocky, ANY kind of snacks la. BUT do inform me before hand :]

we are just gonna sit around n laugh at jebat.

oh NO POKER CARDS ALLOW. pls ya zwee and zean and yew weng

right, pray hard it doesnt rain tht day.

mcx mcx.

lame

hey its dinesh again. i was bored so i decided to post some things la. my blog is so lame anyways, it will be reactivated after spm. like u ppl care.

anyway so i decided to do what yew weng and sher rin did la. talk about class mates. lol. ok beware this post is lame (like any of my posts are cool). so yeah its about the people i will remember most. for the good things and the lame and totally evil things they said to me (lol).

to caryn : u bimbo. gonna miss ur bimboness la. lol

to steph : gonna miss you too la .. u going to taylors... sheesh. omg maybe i shud just put im gonna miss all. but thats not exactly true is it?

to adrian : lol

to van : i know we drifted apart since a few months back but im still gonna miss you. =.=' << lol i copied zean's signature emoticon.

yew weng, im not jewish la.
zean, keep a gf for more than 3 minutes la k? wait, who am i to say that?
zwee, u dick. no comment.
jebat, lol. emoness.
shwu, SQUIDWARD. lol.
sherrin, kah shin all the gang of girls over there, good luck la for the FUTURE. study hard, work hard, earn hard. omg so lame. lol
who else? who else?
oh chew haw yang ahahaha lame people who i will remember for their lameness.

you know we should go to penang or something. all of us. well except luke. yeah. lol. k. bye.

vanessa says

You know what im most looking forward to at class party?


Us just sitting around talking about random stuff.


SERIOUSDAMNFUNLA.



And maybe even play truth or dare again HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (:



-vanessa said

another....


3
more subs ~~~

wooohooooo

class party class party. Any suggestion on wat to do on tht day ?
Pls suggest something sensible.


XIE XIE ~

sas says

van. im sorry.

the procreator speaks O_O

to van, we got tuition on friday

to sherrin, you're not the nice girl i knew

to zin, bastard come online and lets main dota

to ninja, you're fly is open ._.

to emo, just so you wont emo

to pie, i'm going your house after spm

to cheryl, you owe me a kiss, maybe 2.. interest/dividen

to dinesh, happy Hanukkah

O_O off we go to the land of merry rainbows and dancing cattle

rumi, you are like sooo cool ._. like chinese with a wok and a baby on your back


VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WISH TO LIVE O_O <---- arnold szwarzhenmachonator
love pukcus

vanessa says

IM REALLY BORED LA DONT COMPLAIN AT LEAST IM GIVING YALL SOMETHING TO READ HMPH.




Zean went swimming today.(:



Zean had a girlfriend for 3 minutes.



Quite sad lar Zean.



Zean and I tell each other secrets yknow?




Zean my buddy buddy laaaaa.



XOXOOXOXO

vanessa says

HI!

Quite boring lar SPM.


And I dont like la.Why my posts dont have my name at the bottom so cool one like caryn and kah shin one.


Till i find out how.Im going to title all my posts as "VANESSA SAYS" cause duh la im saying whatever i write right?Right.


Jebat is a himbo with dickthing.






SERIOUS ONE LA BYE.




edit like 2 minutes later.


HAHHA YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MY NAME IS DOWN THERE IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU NOOBS HOW I DID IT.Cause i also dunno how la really.(:

1973

this is a better joke

hohohoho
how do 4 GAY men sit on a stool?

this is what some noobs say :

jebat : they sit on each other lar so obvious like oh my gawd...

dinesh : they sharpen my tits

dom : dom

shoe mei : arghhhh

caryn : tee hee hee hee

zean : ...

jia sheng : let me suck it baby
.
.
.


WRONG noobs

THEY TURN THE STOOL UPSIDE DOWN AND SIT!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOMFGAHAHAHAHAHA
TAPAU LAR THIS JOKE ANANT KASIPHATLA TELL ONE


nicklaus - stewpid

Jokes from the cute

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


*laugh n applause pls*

here's looking at 5 batai

Specimens of 5batai

shwu. delivered some very very sour lemon muffins to my doorstep. suppose to come at 5.55am (god knows what reason) and summore warned me "really one ah you dun joke joke and then I have to stand in the rain with cakes WHILE YOU SLEEP UNKNOWINGLY MACAM CERITA ROMANTIS"...end up she came at what? 10.30am.. Great la but very sweet also laa. owh, and she told me that when you use the hp dictionary, sher can become pies.


kahshin. my mummy in school la. when you cross the road, she'll go "WEIH CARRRR! DONT DIE!!! followed by a sudden outburst of laughter.


caryn baryn. Sherrinnnnnnnn!!!!! this is how she greets me on the phone.. Plans to watch around 15 korean & taiwanese dramas with me after spm. [ eh, baryn, where's d list? ] i think whole dec oso cant finish, have to continue next year. kahshin! wanna come along?? and when i say ks bringing me jalan-jalan, caryn asked me to give her my renting shop's acc no. JUST IN CASE.. cursing me..


zwee. walk pass my house with jiasheng and go "CHOYSHERRIN!" -- and run away... my mum: who's that ar? shouting your name is it? me: err nola. neighbours. [ pffftt.. ]


van. i cant believe i didnt know she was from 1 cengal too! sorry vane. =] she can never remember who owes her money but accepts it anyway whenever whoever returns to her. lol


zean. my confidence laa. eh. i remember at one point he calls me ariel. WHY? because margaret sounds old... -.-


yewweng. insists on a reply whenever he smses you. when i dont, he'll end the conv with 'you are not the sweet girl i once thought you were' hahaha


jebat. scans through people's blog for his photos...only. lol


joanne. my longest friend -- classmates from standard 1 to 6 and form 4 & 5. wants me to teman her to bangkok!! how cool is that!


munkit. this girl ar.. likes to imitate how i speak. especially when i pronounce cause as cuz and not coz..


huiwen. hugs herself when she laughs. and i always stare blankly at her till she stops o.o


wanli. calls me princess and tries to guess my prince charming... but in vain. LOL.


hawyang. my so called 'husband' who is gonna buy me a private jet, a yacht and a cruise. will name the children handsome ng leng chai and sexy ng leng lui. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


and many more specimens...



look out for your names ppl~
yeala your names la. i know u cant see. what to do largest is like this la dun complain



* with a name like 5 batai, it has to be good. *


i just wanted my first post to have something to do with the class la

Hi Everyone

Im fun
Im stewpeed
Im pimply
Im cool
Guess who am i?

NICKLAUS!
WOO NICKLAUS

i love colbie caillat for LIFE

thx caryn

i did not know how 2 post or wateva u call it. i even had difficulties registerin a gmail 2 post on dis blog. so thx 2 caryn hu had led me tru d darkness n here i am confessing d ugly truth 2 my fellow classmates----------im a TECHNOLOGY FAILURE.

THANK YOU !!!!

This is so sweeet la, thank you so much, u alll!!!

i'm now enjoying the last hour of my day. Thank you, hannah tan even bake a cake for me!

oh thank you la.

although i think my brother had more fun than me, STILL xie xie la.

so to thank u guys once more, i shall present u my very pretty pictures in return....



















nola, u think i so vain meh. :]

vanessa says

SCREW YOU LA YEW WENG.

All this time i couldnt sign in cause i spelt pukcus as puckus.


ARGH PISSING OFF THANK YOU ZEAN FOR POINTING OUT THE MISTAKE.


So HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACT CUTE!

Hope you were surprised.

Lol i think you were la cause you totally ran upstairs after you saw all of us.


FUNNAY.

HAHAHHA EMBARASSING PICTURE RITUAL MAAAAAN.





loveeeeeeloooveeeeloooveee,vanesssaaaaaaamuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah.






HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARYN



HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARYN...





sonofabitchyousuck

hey bitches this is zwee ho. im dumb..

lol no la its dinesh. i promised i wouldnt post stuff on my blog anymore but i felt like blogging so yeah have to post on this COOL blog la.

so yeah i didnt know what to blog about so i asked adrian.... and then he was like... oh just read the convo la. ahaha it was so funny i decided to post it. LOL.


diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
so what shall i post about
adrian says:
er
adrian says:
i dont know
adrian says:
im not a blogger
diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
lol
diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
just say something interesting la
adrian says:
write
adrian says:
a descriptive essay
adrian says:
about
adrian says:
My Early Years
diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
LOL
diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
did you write about that?
diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
what was about your early years?
adrian says:
i wrote la
adrian says:
one paragraph
adrian says:
baby
adrian says:
baby, primary school , highschool , college , started working ...
diNEsh - high school is over.... the memories .. oh the sweet memories says:
omg im gonna blog about this la

haaha damn lame la.... i feel like laughing now. by the way people DONT GO STUDY.

oh yeah our class party on the 30th has been postponed due to caryn complaining that her chinese exam is after that.

lol. kidding la. god i need to get a life la.

P.S. go vote on the poll on the left... hahha i chose ninja...sorry la zean.. .ahahahah
lameness.....

ONE MORE DAY

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I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a Shwu meei! What a Shwu meei!

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Go ahead, make my Vanessa.

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Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Zean.

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HAHAHAHA


Lions and tigers and Zwee, oh my!

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HAHAHHAHAAHAH

i'm just being positive.

jebat and dom sitting on a tree

2 more dyas to spm.


today is hawyang bday woohoo.go wish him.


this is zean trapped in a car







this is zean trapped in a car 2.




constipation face.



this is on my cupboard.






this is the shirt with my sexy body in it



i wore it to tuition. nobody stared.
HuaHuaHua.

Just Some Random Ranting

Ok, so kinda sick of studying after all this while, got some inspiration from two photos that Zean shared with me. Random I realize but better than digging my nose in books. The two photos in particular happen to be:



Just wanted to do something for fun (and what better way to honour Nicklaus XD Nah just jk, no offense). So spent 3 hours on this thing until the train of inspiration(sounds rather exaggerating I realize) just stopped abruptly.

And I ended up with this piece of god knows what (again no offense Nicklaus) and spent doggone an hour I think haha airbrushing his face lolx(dammit can't you see the face looks so clear lolx). I don't blame you if you can't see the difference because the picture here is too small. Anyways the end result looks kinda gay(don't ask me why, maybe cuz the hair looks weird) so I guess I'll stop here until my so-called inspiration reappears XD (Hope Nicklaus doesn't mind wherever he is)

I also intended of adding a pie in somewhere but currently clueless on where to place it so I'll leave the actual pie picture out of it first.



Which reminds me Nicklaus you never told us what kind of pie u had such an obsession with so I assume any pie will do? If you do have a pie in reference, just blurt it out. This was picked cuz it had a white background so It was easier to be magic wand-ed Lolx. Well I'm always open to suggestions if anyone is even eccentric enough to reply to this post. So I guess thats about my ranting for now...
___________________________________________________________________

Actually I'm watching the 7th episode of Gossip Girls and I blame you Steph for getting me hooked to this show.... Just jk :D no hard feelings. Anyways anyone seen ep 7 yet?? I think it was rather nice i guess to see a diff side of the characters. Anyways signing of XOXO(Wait i think i'm watching too much gossip girls)

Well if this proves too much of a spoiler then I'm sorry(but it is going to be a minor one if you haven't watched ep 6 yet). Noob me took an extra 20 min tryin to figure out how to take screenshots using windows media player...

Something a little closer to home

too many random pictures calls for a pic which actually means something to all of us


POHOHOH HILLS!

EVERYBODY! LETS GO TO POHOHOH HILLS!

EVERY1 GRAB SOME1'S BALLS AND OFF WE GOOOO

YOU GOTTA SAY POHOHOH RIGHT D: <

this was not in anyway written by sas. since he is sane. and extremely sexy.
yw if u change tis ur kangaroo is dead.

Good luck to exam takers.. that means you

to send you well on your way to good luck prosperity and longevity in your exams here are some of the lucky charms used by different cultures all over the world to ward of bad luck and bring in the good
Four leaf clover
According to superstition, such leaves bring good luck to their finders, especially if found accidentally.
Lucky Horse Shoe
Many think the heels should point upwards (but this is not universal). People think this because they believe if the shoe is hung with the ends pointing downwards, positive ill-luck may be drawn upwards, and all the good luck will disappear into the ground or drip out.

Lucky Rabbits foot
this is the most brutal picture of a bunny feet i can show without being sued
The belief that a rabbit's foot is lucky seems to have become a commonplace of American popular culture, but at one time in the past this belief was considered a Southern superstition, specifically one of strictly African-American origin. In earlier decades, it was only the left hind foot of the rabbit that was considered lucky and the bearer had to rub it to activate the luck.


last but not least by popular demand

Rocketship Underwear!
worn by calvin... believed to have super power of luck O_O ( calvin > spiderman+incredible hulk) extra news for those who didn't know, calvin subscribes to gum chewers monthly magazine
Hearts, stars and horseshoes!
Clovers and blue moons!
Pots of gold and rainbows!
And me red balloons!

now i have done my part for society... now you do yours and post something on this blog


love
the one

Celebrity shout outs

type in your celebrity shout outs here even though you they will never see it


yew weng : wooo avril

kelvin ang : woo food

yi shen : food is not a celebrity you dumbass

kelvin ang : SO WHAT!

sher rin : brad pit is so cool.. so much better than george clooney

dom dom : GEORGE CLOONEY IS THE BEST LA... i love him O.o



pie : pie

remember without you guys i'll be posting these syok sendiri posts so get involved

love
the one

Revenge of the creator

you got owned ~_~
no obscene posts of pictures of ppl that may shock and possibly cause erythroblastosis fetalis for young kids..

a more suitable picture
reminds me of a time i did not spend in the country side
start studying mates.. exam booyah

love
the one

items belonging to famous celebrities

Leo once belonged to chuck norris.. unfortunately it couldn't not live up to The Great One's expectations and soon found a job at a local diner
antonio bandares owned this fine piece of art for nearly
2 days before losing interest and getting a kitten
this belongs to me nothing more needs to be said.
yes, i'm a celebrity of some sort in the world of geek fanboys

some random pictures



a calendar we can use on the month of february
(click to view it, its kinda blur on the pagey[and yes i intended to spell it pagey not page])












now everyone can share my fear of pako the cat(do not click it, may scare little doms)

what i did

what i did while waiting for someone to read this:
1. i scratched my butt
2. eat some cookies
3. lied about eating some cookies
4. wished i had more frens

The official opening of *jeng jeng jeng* batai07 blog

i bet ppl like dom only will read this shit...
dudes and dudets... feel free to post your crap nonsense on this blog whenever you feel so
if you want the password all you have to do is ask, pay some money, beat up dom and say thank you

may all the good stuff on your kitchen table be with you